Steve Carter

Steve Carter is a writer that divides opinion wherever he goes. On the one hand some people think his books are turgid and unfunny, but on the other hand his mum doesn't. His first novel 'Love Sex and Tesco's Finest Cava' is universally hated by librarians from Berkshire, yet it has been downloaded over 60,000 times (mostly by a computer programme he bought on the internet), making Steve one of the richest men in his house. These days he spends his time whiling away the hours in a guesthouse in beautiful north west Skye and wondering how the hell he ever managed the time to write anything. In the meantime Steve's homage to Adrian Mole 'All You Need To Know About Foreigners' is available for the completely rip-off price of 99p. Buy it now while stocks last.