Thomas Smith

Having been a newt in a former life, Tommy desperately felt the need to move to Seattle in the early 1990's. He regrets leaving his homeland of Michigan only because now he can no longer use his right hand to illustrate the outline of the lower peninsula of his birthplace. The state of Washington is shaped more like a breaded veal cutlet and is therefore more difficult to pantomime unless you're at Denny's. Although having been accused of bringing his midwest values to the ultra-hip Seattle, he has since been assimilated and now has a tattoo and mostly black clothing. Seattle has been very good for Tommy and he happily lives there now with his partner, a cat, two dogs and lots of lint rollers to get that pet hair off his black clothing.