t.k. foster

Once upon a time in a land far away, a king in a castle wanted to find his quee ... Oh, a biography? Um, sure. I wrote a book. Then I published it. Oh, I'm supposed to brag? I can do that. My most significant accomplishments are that I can eat 121 popsicles in one day, I can procrastinate for a decade on one project, and I have gone 20 years without ever eating 5 vegetable servings in a day.