Jessica Kemery

Called by some a multi-tasking ninja, Jessica Kemery lives in the suburbs of Chicago. She spends her day writing to pay the bills so her dog can live a life of pampered luxury. 'The Hobbit' is the first book she read, and she has been searching for dragons ever since. She's got two teens who have perfected their eye roll and practice it every time she belts out an '80s tune. Her husband is already planning to retire and take the position as her business manager because, obviously, she's going to make it big. Powered by caffeine and the bare minimum of sleep on a nightly basis, she truly believes her new sparkling water machine is life-changing.